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Falmouth schools cancel elementary Halloween parades, citing…
Falmouth, Massachusetts officials ended the longtime elementary school parades citing student absences; the kids may skip the part about inclusivity.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock on this story, from Weekend Edition at 7:10 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Washington Examiner's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by Washington Examiner: “Cancel culture comes for Halloween”.
- Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 18, 2026, at 7:10 AM ET on Weekend Edition, by Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock.
- Topics: Halloween.
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- Washington ExaminerCancel culture comes for Halloween
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Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIn Falmouth, Massachusetts, school officials have canceled the longtime Halloween parades for elementary students this year.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAdministrators cite inclusivity and student absences connected to the parades, according to the Washington Examiner, and I have to say, nobody's left out of a parade that doesn't happen.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSorry, absences from a parade? Children who skip school to be in the parade?

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat's what the reports say, Vera, and I'm choosing to see a whole generation that really wants to be at the parade.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnd I'm sure the statement calls it a pause in costumed programming, with a bright future for seasonal belonging.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's a lot of words for no witches.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorBrock's got the forecast for whatever's left of the weekend, and I hear he has a cold front he wants to apologize for.
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