What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Kenji MoonfieldIslands dot com calls it the world's longest coastal path, a scenic journey around England with cliffs, beaches and historic towns.
Kenji MoonfieldWith me is publicist Sylvester Okonkwo-Reyes. Why are you on a yacht?
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesBecause the path is my client now, and clients get a yacht.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesI'm calling it a comeback, because England walked away from the coast and the coast never said a word.
Kenji MoonfieldDid it go anywhere? I thought a coastline just sits there.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesNo, and that's the genius. It's a long, scenic, cliff-forward journey with beaches and historic towns.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesI walked about four miles of it myself, in these white loafers.
Kenji MoonfieldFour miles. Of the longest path in the world.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesForty. I said forty. The towns are historic, the beaches are beaches, and my loafers have never looked better. That's brand growth.
Kenji MoonfieldYou said four a minute ago, and I've seen the comments on that.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesFour hundred, in the sense that I carried the idea of it.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesEvery cliff is a supporting actor, and the beaches are the second act nobody saw coming.
Kenji MoonfieldSo how far did you actually walk?
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesLook, I walked the whole thing, all of it, twice, in both directions. There was a ferry involved, and I'd rather not discuss the ferry.
Kenji MoonfieldYour loafers are spotless.
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Sylvester Okonkwo-ReyesThey're a very resilient white. That's all I'll say, and the yacht is moving, so I have to go.
Kenji MoonfieldSo you've walked none of it, and the loafers are the only honest part of this interview.
Kenji MoonfieldRex, I'm told sports at least has a finish line.
