Fox News hires Kate DePetro as social-media ambassador

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorVariety reports Fox News has hired Kate DePetro, a former production assistant, as its social-media ambassador to younger viewers, and I'm judging your takes with this thermometer.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorKenji, you first.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHot take: Fox News Now launched in June, so she's the first ambassador sent to a country that's four months old.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThey'll ask for a passport and she'll hand over a green room badge.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHOT. The badge is a nice detail.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentHot take: Fox's David Eccleston calls her the ultimate insider. You can't be both an insider and an ambassador.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAn ambassador is by definition sent to somewhere you're not from. Pick one.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNOT. Everyone knows insiders get the best visas.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThat's not a thing.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy final take is the hottest.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorShe worked for Dana Perino, and she's about to make content in a country where the first rule is that nobody reads the treaty.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWait, who does she send the cable to? Does the country have a mailbox, or just a comment section?