Knicks Ring Night: LeBron's Hottest Take Is Playing for the Other Team

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerESPN reports LeBron James told them he once wanted to finish his career at the Garden, but that changed after the Knicks beat San Antonio.

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   Hank LedgerGloria, your take.

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   Gloria VanceHe wanted the Garden. The Garden gave the banner to people who did not need him.

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   Gloria VanceThat is a grave diplomatic failure, and he is the one in the visiting locker room.

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   Hank LedgerHot. Cold, then hot, and mostly accurate.

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   Chip DarnellESPN says the Knicks get their rings Tuesday before tipoff, and I say LeBron stands at center court and applauds the whole thing.

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   Chip DarnellHe loves that building!

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   Hank LedgerNot. He's playing for the other team.

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   Chip DarnellIs that bad?

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    Hank LedgerMy final take: he should sit in the front row at the Garden for the ceremony, and every year, they should hand him a ring.

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    Hank LedgerHottest take there is.