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Helix Carbon says it can make iron cheaper by recycling blast…
Helix Carbon says it can upcycle blast furnace pollution to drive down steel emissions and improve margins; a smokestack with a résumé, apparently.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock on this story, from The Bonk-o-Meter at 5:19 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are TechCrunch's, the jokes are ours.
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At a glance
- First reported by TechCrunch: “Helix Carbon says it can make iron cheaper by recycling blast furnace pollution”.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 13, 2026, at 5:19 PM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTechCrunch reports that Helix Carbon says it can make iron cheaper by recycling pollution from blast furnaces, which cuts emissions and improves the steel industry's margins.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo the smoke finally gets a job. I love that for it, because nobody ever believed in the smoke.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's still pollution, Vera. It just has a new title.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSenior vice president of exhaust. And I want it to have a parking spot, a desk and a little name plate.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA name plate.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFine, no plate.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBut the claim is that the company can drive down emissions and improve margins, and the story doesn't say it's proven at scale, so I'm calling it a promising pitch.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRating, with ceremony: Medium Bonkers.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA company says it can make iron from its own smoke, and the smoke has already asked about a window office.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRex, you're up, and yes, your bench has a window.
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