GG Banks Picks South Carolina Over LSU: Hot Takes Get Damp

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerYahoo Sports reports that top recruit GG Banks picked Dawn Staley and South Carolina over Kim Mulkey and LSU. Two hot takes, thermometer ready.

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   Hank LedgerChip, you're first.

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   Chip DarnellLSU should send South Carolina a fruit basket, because losing a five-star guard that gracefully is a win. Nobody leaves a gym that classy angry.

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   Hank LedgerNOT. A fruit basket is what you send a coach after you lose to her.

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   Dale BearmanMy take is that LSU has already lost the next five recruits too, because one miss like this spreads like damp through a building.

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   Hank LedgerDamp.

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   Hank LedgerHOT, mostly because Dale found a way to blame the plumbing. The man needs no evidence.

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   Dale BearmanSo what's your hot take, Hank?

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   Hank LedgerEvery recruit should have to pick me.

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    Hank LedgerNobody has ever recruited me for anything, and I'd say yes to the first coach with a decent parking space.