In 2016, a Florida diver reported possible human remains offshore

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA Florida diver reported what looked like human remains offshore in twenty sixteen, and archaeologists went to check. What they found was a surprise.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorJoining us is management consultant Ignatius Bellweather of the Larkspur Obvious Group. Mr. Bellweather, what is the lesson here?

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   Ignatius BellweatherAt four thousand dollars an hour, the lesson is this: when something is in the water, someone should go and look at it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the diver's call was the right one.

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   Ignatius BellweatherAt four thousand two hundred an hour, I'd call it a report followed by a response. It's a model.

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   Ignatius BellweatherI tap this helmet when I think about it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe helmet is very shiny. Have you ever worn one underwater?

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   Ignatius BellweatherAt four thousand five hundred an hour, I have strong feelings about water. I've seen it. Often. From a boat, mostly, or a window.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo, no. Let me ask you again whether you have ever dived.

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    Ignatius BellweatherAt five thousand dollars an hour, no. I bought the helmet at an airport.

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    Ignatius BellweatherThe archaeologists did the real work, and I'd like to bill them.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThey found something far older than the diver expected, and they did it without a consultant.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRex is next with sports, and I'm told he has notes for a mascot.