Sarah Ferguson rejects tell-all memoir speculation, experts urge…

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTime for the Bonk-O-Meter.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorToday's claim: Sarah Ferguson is writing a tell-all, and Fox News reports that she has rejected the speculation and that an expert calls discretion her only hope with her daughters and grandchildren.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe claim: a memoir that the author denies writing. I reviewed it anyway, and the middle drags.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou reviewed a book that doesn't exist.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt has no index, no cover and no footnotes, Hank, and it is still better organized than most things I get sent.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe facts are simple. She denies it, and the expert says keeping quiet protects her place with the family.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThen the only confirmed chapter is the one where nothing is published, which is a bold structure for a publisher.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo what's the rating?

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentMildly Bonkers. The rumor was loud, the denial is clear, and the book has sold exactly zero copies.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThat's a rating for a book nobody wrote.

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    Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentWhich is exactly what I'd expect from a book I didn't write either.