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Beach Boys Health Scare: Publicist on a Yacht Keeps Changing Boats

John Stamos says the Beach Boys have tonight, and a publicist agrees. The whole segment, as it aired. Guests who wandered in, and the anchors who let them.

On air
Gloria Vance, with Zbigniew Laroche (Principal Publicist)
Aired
on BBN Overnight
Length
1:35
“I'm between boats. The point is the concern is free marketing, and I would extend it another tour or two.”
Zbigniew Laroche

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Gloria VanceHong Kong International Airport is circulating a video titled X-videos one versus five viral original video, marking the latest online trend.

  2. Gloria VanceThat is the headline as given.

  3. Gloria VanceNow, John Stamos has addressed concerns about Mike Love's health after Beach Boys concert footage circulated.

  4. Gloria VanceHe said, quote, we don't know what the future holds, we have tonight, according to Variety.

  5. Gloria VanceZbigniew Laroche is a celebrity publicist, joining us from a yacht. Mr. Laroche, is the band worried?

  6. Zbigniew LarocheGloria, worry is just applause that hasn't decided yet. We are in the glow, on a thirty-one-foot Bayliner, and the glow is excellent.

  7. Gloria VanceSo is that a yes? Mr. Stamos said nobody knows what the future holds.

  8. Zbigniew LarocheWhich is the tagline, Gloria. We Have Tonight. I'd put it on a tote bag, and a second tote for tomorrow, sold separately.

  9. Gloria VanceTomorrow, sold separately.

  10. Zbigniew LarochePremium tier. Look, a frail comeback is the best kind. People lean in, and leaning in is engagement, in the glow of a sixteen-foot catamaran.

  11. Gloria VanceYou said a thirty-one-foot Bayliner a moment ago. Now it is a sixteen-foot catamaran. But you didn't answer my question about the band.

  12. Zbigniew LarocheI'm between boats. The point is the concern is free marketing, and I would extend it another tour or two.

  13. Gloria VanceMr. Laroche, who hired you? The data says the band's own people haven't commented.

  14. Zbigniew LarocheNobody, yet. The yacht is a rental, but I'm ready to work whenever the call comes.

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