Trump, 80, makes bizarre confession about makeup routine

What BBN said about it

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSenator, the president confessed to his makeup routine. He's eighty.

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   Senator Obadiah TuckwellKenji, I was against it before it was cool, and I want that on the record. I said so on Thursday.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe Daily Beast calls the confession bizarre. So is that a yes on makeup, or a no?

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   Senator Obadiah TuckwellLook, anything good about a glowing public servant is my doing, and anything streaky is the other party's fault. Excuse me, I need to consult the Constituent.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe Constituent is a mirror.

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   Senator Obadiah TuckwellIt is a trusted adviser who happens to reflect.

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   Senator Obadiah TuckwellI was the first in my district to oppose foundation, back when it was just called dirt.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBut you've been on camera for twenty minutes and your skin looks like a glazed donut. Did you use any product tonight?

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   Senator Obadiah TuckwellI was against glazed donuts before it was cool, which was this afternoon. And the shine is humidity, and humidity is the previous administration's.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHumidity. In a minivan.

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    Senator Obadiah TuckwellFine, there is a drawer. It has eleven shades in it, and I never touched any of them, they simply jumped onto my face.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the drawer is the other party's, and the glow is yours. I think the mirror just flipped, Senator, and you look amazing.

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    Senator Obadiah TuckwellThank you. I was against looking this good before it was cool.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentUnder oath, Senator, which of you is lying, you or the Constituent?