Walsh says Friday's world record meant more than Saturday's

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorGretchen Walsh broke the fifty free world record again today, and afterward said yesterday's record meant a lot more.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWith us is Tamsin Odegaard, who built a morning routine on it.

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   Tamsin OdegaardHi Vera! It's the Record Breaker Morning Routine, and with code SPLASH you get thirty percent off the whole thing.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo what is the routine, exactly?

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   Tamsin OdegaardYou wake at five, you drink a green smoothie, and you hold my pink kickboard for twenty-two point seven five seconds. That's the record time.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBut she says today's record meant less. Does your routine cover the lesser record, or only Friday's?

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   Tamsin OdegaardBoth, and for the lesser one the code is actually forty percent off. I'm very generous with the lesser one.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI typed SPLASH into your site and it says the code doesn't exist.

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   Tamsin OdegaardIt exists. It's fifty percent off, but only on the kickboard, and the kickboard is not for sale.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo the discount applies to nothing.

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    Tamsin OdegaardSeventy percent off nothing, Vera. Walsh set a record and still thinks the other one was better, so I'm just matching her energy.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHave you ever swum a competitive lap yourself?

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    Tamsin OdegaardI've held the board near water. Ninety percent off, final offer, and that includes the nap.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo the code is real, it just doesn't work on anything, which makes it the only honest item in the routine.