You Can See Everything Review: Endlessly Captivating and Bizarre

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA new review calls the film You Can See Everything endlessly captivating and bizarre, and Bleeding Cool News is the outlet with the verdict.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWendell Szabo advises studios on exactly this kind of thing.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWendell, is a movie that is both captivating and bizarre a good thing to be?

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   Wendell SzaboGreat question. On a strictly billable basis, yes, captivating is good, and bizarre means people will look at it. That was eight minutes.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorEight minutes?

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   Wendell SzaboI clicked it twice. Here is my finding: the title is You Can See Everything, so viewers should plan on bringing their eyes.

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   Wendell SzaboThat is four thousand dollars.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorYou charged me for the eyes. Have you actually seen the movie, or only the review?

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   Wendell SzaboSpeaking strictly as a consultant, the review is a lean, efficient way to see a film. I have read it twice, and the second read is a premium service.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo you have not seen it. I'm asking again, because the answer matters: have you watched one frame?

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    Wendell SzaboI have seen the poster, and the poster is bizarre. On a strictly billable basis, that is a full viewing, so please expect an invoice.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFine, I'll hire you. Wendell Szabo, Chief Poster Officer, a brand new role and a very serious promotion.

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    Wendell SzaboThat title is accurate and I accept it. Now, the time you spent giving it to me is also billable.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWendell, thanks for being here.

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    Wendell SzaboFour thousand dollars. The thanks was extra.