What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Gloria VanceNetflix has a November list, and the ScreenCrush list says one reality game show is about winning a mall. My guest is a contender. Isadora Vellacott, welcome.
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Isadora VellacottThank you, Gloria. I'm thrilled. In my defense, I've only been famous for about eleven days.
Gloria VanceScreenCrush says the show is about winning a mall, and the writer wants a functioning Orange Julius stand. Is that fair?
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Isadora VellacottIt's the bare minimum. A mall without an Orange Julius is a very long hallway that charges rent.
Gloria VanceSo you would check the stand first, before the roof, the lease, or the parking lot.
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Isadora VellacottYes. Then the roof. In my defense, I don't know what a lease is, but I've heard it's loud.
Gloria VanceYou're also promoting a new project. Tell us about it.
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Isadora VellacottIt's a serious drama about a woman who inherits a food court. I play the pretzel stand. It's very physical.
Gloria VanceYou play the pretzel stand.
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Isadora VellacottThe pretzel stand is the emotional center. In one scene I'm closed for inventory, and the audience weeps.
Gloria VanceThat coupon expired in two thousand nineteen. Isadora, have you ever actually been inside a mall?
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Isadora VellacottI've been near several. We're getting into the weeds. Next question, please.
Gloria VanceBut you didn't answer the question. Have you been inside one?
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Isadora VellacottNo. I'm afraid of the escalators. In my defense, so is the escalator, I assume.
Gloria VanceAnd you want to own one.
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Isadora VellacottYes. I'd put the stand on the main floor and never go up. A person can run an empire from one level.
Gloria VanceLightning round. Favorite store in a mall.
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Isadora VellacottThe Orange Julius.
Gloria VanceBiggest fear as an owner.
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Isadora VellacottThe Orange Julius being closed.
