Disney Churro Soda: Churro Flavor Needs a Churro on Top

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Gloria VanceDisney has released the Jollywood Nights menu, and it includes a Churro Crafted Soda topped with a mini churro.

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   Gloria VanceWalt Haverstock directs festive beverage strategy for the park group. Mr. Haverstock, what is in it?

3. WH

   Walt HaverstockFor clarity, it's churro-flavored oat milk poured over Coca-Cola, and then gingerbread syrup. We're very proud of the layers.

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   Gloria VanceAnd on top?

5. WH

   Walt HaverstockA mini churro. For clarity, that's churro-flavored oat milk, Coca-Cola, gingerbread syrup, and a churro. It completes the experience.

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   Gloria VanceThe oat milk is already churro-flavored. Does the guest need the churro to confirm it?

7. WH

   Walt HaverstockNo. It's a garnish. It's there so you know what you're drinking, which is a churro, in a cup.

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   Gloria VanceThere's also a Popcorn Crafted Soda, with popcorn-flavored oat milk over Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. What sits on top of that?

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   Walt HaverstockFreshly popped popcorn. For clarity, popcorn oat milk, Coke Zero, popcorn. We believe in consistency.

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    Gloria VanceSo the flavor is not trusted to introduce itself.

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    Walt HaverstockGuests have a lot of choices at the park. We want them choosing the churro twice.

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    Gloria VanceInside the Magic's headline linked the new items to lower ticket sales. Is that why there are more than twenty of them?

13. WH

    Walt HaverstockNo. Well. For clarity, the menu is a sparkling lineup fit for the nice list, and the churro is on the nice list.

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    Gloria VanceSo a drink with its own garnish and a press release. Mr. Haverstock, is the cookie flavored like a cookie?

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    Walt HaverstockThe Christmas Gertie Cookie is a cookie, yes.

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    Gloria VanceThen I'll have the cookie, and nothing on top of it.