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2,000-year-old aqueduct near Jerusalem uncovered by Israel…
The aqueduct was uncovered near Jerusalem, and a biblical scholar believes it connects to Jesus and the early Christians; it outlasted every plumbing warranty ever written.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock on this story, from Finally, Some Good News at 9:12 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Fox News's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by Fox News: “Lost piece of Jesus' world emerges after 2,000 years in extraordinary discovery”.
- Covered on BBN on Thursday, October 15, 2026, at 9:12 AM ET on Finally, Some Good News, by Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock; aired 2 times.
- Topics: East Jerusalem.
- BBN covered this story before: French students protest school conditions as Colombia opens embassy… (October 14).
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Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorArchaeologists with the Israel Antiquities Authority have uncovered a two-thousand-year-old aqueduct near Jerusalem, and a biblical scholar believes it has links to Jesus and the early Christians.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwo thousand years, Chip. Somebody carved that channel by hand so strangers they'd never meet could have water, and it's still here.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThink of the first person who stood there and watched it run. Water just showing up, and no plumber.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNo plumber. I'm going to need a minute.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorTake two. Your vision board can wait.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat aqueduct is still carrying something after all these centuries, and I think it's going to be my mascara.
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The story so far
- Israel Moves to Downgrade UK Consulate in Jerusalem · The Guardian
- Most UK Diplomats to Leave East Jerusalem Consulate · BBC
- UK Rebrands Jerusalem Consulate; Tuscan Winery Heist · NBC News
- French students protest school conditions as Colombia opens embassy… · Al Jazeera
- 2,000-year-old aqueduct near Jerusalem uncovered by Israel… (this story)
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