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Aurora Odds: One Point Six Seven, Pack a Windbreaker Anyway
NOAA's forecast puts the planetary K index at no more than one point six seven, far under the storm threshold of five; bring a jacket anyway.
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At a glance
- First reported by ll.thespacedevs.com: “Up There Tonight, Saturday, October 17: the northern lights”, with reporting from Wikipedia.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 17, 2026, at 1:14 AM ET on Late Night BBN, by Brock Thunderson and Dr. Nina Byte.
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- ll.thespacedevs.comUp There Tonight, Saturday, October 17: the northern lights
- ll.thespacedevs.comUp There Tonight, Saturday, October 17: the northern lights
- ll.thespacedevs.comUp There Tonight, Saturday, October 17: the northern lights
- WikipediaUp There Tonight, Saturday, October 17: the northern lights
What BBN said about it

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistWeather alert for the entire night sky on Saturday night. Conditions up there are dangerously calm, and I am not coping.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThe northern lights odds are in, and per NOAA the planetary K index tops out at one point six seven.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe scale runs zero to nine, and five is a geomagnetic storm. One point six seven is nowhere near it.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSo no lights.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAt that level you would see them only near the Arctic Circle, if at all.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe next three days peak at two point six seven, still below storm level.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA sky with nothing in it. I have a front moving in from my own feelings.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe Moon is a waxing crescent, about thirty-two percent lit, per the U.S. Naval Observatory.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe Orionids peak around Wednesday, October twenty-first, at about twenty meteors an hour at best, per the American Meteor Society.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistTwenty an hour? That is one every three minutes of pure disappointment.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThey are crumbs from Halley's Comet. Also, a Japanese mission to Phobos, a moon of Mars, launches Monday at 3:41 PM Eastern.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFine. I will be inside, refreshing the weather radar every thirty seconds to confirm that nothing is still happening.
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