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Aurora Odds: One Point Six Seven, Pack a Windbreaker Anyway

NOAA's forecast puts the planetary K index at no more than one point six seven, far under the storm threshold of five; bring a jacket anyway.

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  1. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistWeather alert for the entire night sky on Saturday night. Conditions up there are dangerously calm, and I am not coping.

  2. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThe northern lights odds are in, and per NOAA the planetary K index tops out at one point six seven.

  3. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe scale runs zero to nine, and five is a geomagnetic storm. One point six seven is nowhere near it.

  4. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSo no lights.

  5. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAt that level you would see them only near the Arctic Circle, if at all.

  6. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe next three days peak at two point six seven, still below storm level.

  7. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA sky with nothing in it. I have a front moving in from my own feelings.

  8. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe Moon is a waxing crescent, about thirty-two percent lit, per the U.S. Naval Observatory.

  9. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe Orionids peak around Wednesday, October twenty-first, at about twenty meteors an hour at best, per the American Meteor Society.

  10. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistTwenty an hour? That is one every three minutes of pure disappointment.

  11. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThey are crumbs from Halley's Comet. Also, a Japanese mission to Phobos, a moon of Mars, launches Monday at 3:41 PM Eastern.

  12. Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFine. I will be inside, refreshing the weather radar every thirty seconds to confirm that nothing is still happening.

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