Brock Takes Personally the World's Hottest, Coldest, Windiest

What BBN said about it

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistHottest in the world this Monday is Niamey, Niger, at thirty-eight degrees Celsius with clear skies. It's mocking me, Hank.

2. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThirty-eight is a hundred Fahrenheit. It's a hot day in a hot country.

3. 

   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistColdest is Norilsk, Russia, minus seventeen, in fog. Fog! It won't even let me see how cold it is.

4. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMinus seventeen is two Fahrenheit. You didn't need to see it.

5. 

   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistWindiest is Wellington, New Zealand, seventy-two kilometres an hour. That wind has read my wardrobe and chosen violence.

6. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorPer MET Norway, Miami is second windiest and also wettest. Is that bad?

7. 

   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistTwenty-four millimetres of rain AND fifty-four kilometre winds! Miami is hogging the weather!

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo how are things looking in New York, Brock?

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA high of twenty-one, a low of eight, light wind, clear skies. Not one thing to be upset about. I've never felt so disrespected.

10. 

    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSixty-nine and clear. I'll tell the sky you said hello.