The AP poll is just a group chat picking dinner

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Vera BullockESPN's Week 6 AP poll has Georgia jumping to number one in college football, and the playoff race now has a new front-runner.

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   Vera BullockKenji, you're up with the thermometer ready.

3. 

   Kenji MoonfieldThe poll is a group chat where sportswriters pick the restaurant.

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   Kenji MoonfieldGeorgia is number one because it replied first, and nobody checked whether it was open.

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   Vera BullockHot. I have been in that group chat, and the restaurant was closed.

6. 

   Dale BearmanGeorgia on top means everybody else is now falling.

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   Dale BearmanVoters in a panic, a playoff built on a Sunday mood, and it's all downhill from here.

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   Vera BullockNot. You said everybody falls about a ranking of twenty-five teams, Dale.

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   Dale BearmanTwenty-five reasons to worry.

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    Vera BullockMy take: the poll is just Dale's tea. Everybody stirs, nobody drinks it, and Georgia gets the cup. I'm issuing one recall, Kenji: this bit.

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    Kenji MoonfieldDenied, it's already been shipped to everyone's homes.