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NASA's Roman Space Telescope exceeds expectations by nearly 30%
Engineers at NASA Goddard moved the secondary mirror and cut the Wide Field Instrument's optical error to sixty-three nanometers; a very small shove, apparently.
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- First reported by ScienceDaily: “NASA’s Roman Space Telescope exceeds expectations by nearly 30%”.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 20, 2026, at 10:35 PM ET on Finally, Some Good News, by Kenji Moonfield and Vera Bullock.
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Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNASA's Roman Space Telescope is performing nearly thirty percent better than expected, ScienceDaily reports, after engineers nudged one mirror by about one-sixteenth the width of a human hair.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOne-sixteenth of a hair fixed the whole thing? That is a really small edit for a really big result.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe optical error on the Wide Field Instrument came in at sixty-three nanometers, when the requirement before launch was about ninety.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThey beat the target, and nobody had to pretend the problem was a feature.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy favorite part is that scaled up to the Empire State Building, that move is a little less than one penny on the tip.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA penny. Sorry, I'm fine. I just hope somebody told the penny it mattered.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNASA engineer Maxime Rizzo said calibrating an instrument is like tuning a piano or guitar before a concert.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, now I'm crying at a piano metaphor. Somebody get me a sticky note, which is also how big the detectors are.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's the lesson, Kenji: you don't need a big overhaul, just one tiny move in the right direction.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFine. I'm moving my chair one-sixteenth of a hair.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat is the most mature thing you have ever done.
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