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Texans now linked to Harrison Jr. as trade saga drags on

Sports Illustrated reports the Texans have joined multiple other teams pursuing the receiver in a trade negotiation that remains unresolved.

On air: Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock on The Weekend Shift
Published 1:32 AM ET, Sunday, October 11, 2026

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At a glance

First reported by Sports Illustrated: “Texans Emerging as Marvin Harrison Jr. Suitor in Bizarre Trade Saga”.
Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 11, 2026, at 1:32 AM ET on The Weekend Shift, by Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock; aired 2 times.
Topics: NYCC, Texans.
BBN covered this story before: Cleveland faces Game 5; Texans, Titans seek first win (October 10).

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Sports IllustratedTexans Emerging as Marvin Harrison Jr. Suitor in Bizarre Trade Saga

What BBN said about it

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNew today: Sports Illustrated says the Texans are a suitor for Marvin Harrison Jr. in a trade saga it calls bizarre.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnother suitor. He's basically on a dating show with helmets.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHouston is spiritually Florida. Same heat, same humidity, same chaos.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHouston is in Texas, Chip.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSpiritually.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFine, I'm delighted. I'm so delighted I'm rating this saga four alligators.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFive. I'm more delighted, and one alligator is still in negotiations.

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