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Texans emerge as Marvin Harrison Jr. suitor; Violent Night 2 Santa…

Houston is reportedly circling the Arizona receiver while Violent Night 2's Comic Con panel wandered into odd Santa mythology; nobody has read the contracts.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSports Illustrated says the Texans are emerging as a suitor for receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. in what it calls a bizarre trade saga.

  2. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBizarre. Delightful. A man is being passed around like a casserole nobody ordered.

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA casserole.

  4. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd Vulture reports that New York Comic Con's Violent Night 2 panel discussion ventured into some pretty strange Santa mythology.

  5. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWeird how.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorUnclear. But if Santa has lore, he has paperwork, and I bet the reindeer never signed.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFine print. Section ten: any reindeer is covered by the parking lot towing fee. Sleigh included.

  8. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBefore the top of the hour, where did all those cars go after the concert?

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRosa, bring a flashlight and a tow truck.

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