The Window Baby Cage

What BBN said about it

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorInductee number one: a wire cage that hung outside an apartment window, with a baby inside it.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA baby. In a cage. On the outside of the building.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIn nineteen twenty-two, Emma Read filed a patent for a portable baby cage. Patent one million four hundred forty-eight thousand two hundred thirty-five.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentPatent number is longer than most phone numbers, and still no reviews.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIts first name was the health cage. The pitch was fresh air and sunshine for the city baby.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHealth cage. That's the name you pick before the comments section exists.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSome models had a roof. It kept off snow, rain and things dropped from above.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThings dropped from above.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have been asked to leave an embassy in Lisbon for less foresight than that.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentAnd London loved it. A Chelsea Baby Club handed them out to members without a garden. Free.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's an influencer drop, and the reach was a whole street.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThen sales declined through the mid-nineteen-hundreds, possibly due to safety concerns and rising urban car traffic, per Wikipedia.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the cars were the problem, not the cage. Sure.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBy the authority of this hall, the cage is inducted.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOne-star review: the roof was for the neighbors.