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The Moon drifts away from Earth by about how much each year?

Scientists measure the Moon's drift by timing laser light bounced between Earth stations and reflectors left on the lunar surface; it is slower than a parking job.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe question: the Moon drifts away from Earth by about how much each year? A, three point eight millimeters. B, three point eight centimeters.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorC, three point eight meters. D, thirty-eight kilometers.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOh, I love this one! I already feel a big number coming!

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTen seconds, Chip. Show us what you've got.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWell, the Moon's been drifting for billions of years, so I'm gonna say it's gotten really good at it by now.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd the Moon has had billions of years of practice, so it must be way worse than me.

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorKilometers, Hank. Final answer, D!

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe answer is B, about three point eight centimeters a year.

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorScientists track it by bouncing lasers off the Moon and timing the echo, per Wikipedia.

  10. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorCentimeters? So the Moon parks better than I do.

  11. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIn twenty-eight years, Chip, that is the first thing you have gotten right.

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