Report: King Charles in 'agony' over a different update

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFolks, today's talking points begin with a headline that says King Charles faces more devastating health news after a report he's in agony over a different update.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number one. Read that again, because the story is a report about a report, and the report is about a different update.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number two. More devastating than what?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou can't say more unless you first told me the devastating part, and I have looked, folks, and I'm not seeing a first one.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point the third.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA man's health is not a cliffhanger. It is not a Netflix season finale with a sequel teased and a mysterious update left hanging.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe facts we have say a report claims he's in agony over a different update, and nothing here tells us what it is.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThink about that. Think about it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo here is my own devastating update, and please brace yourself.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt is a different update, and I am in agony over it.