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UK minister says closer EU trade ties beat separate deals

Scotland secretary Douglas Alexander, who helped negotiate trade deals with India and the US, made the case during a trade delegation visit to India; the irony is free.

On air: Hank Ledger and Chip Darnell on The Bonk-o-Meter
Published 9:52 AM ET, Wednesday, October 14, 2026

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Photo: ©House of Commons / Laurie Noble · CC BY 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons

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At a glance

First reported by The Guardian: “Closer EU trade ties greater prize for UK than making separate deals, minister says”.
Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 9:52 AM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Chip Darnell.
Topics: EU, UK.
BBN covered this story before: UK resists EU pressure to hit China with tariffs (October 14).

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The GuardianCloser EU trade ties greater prize for UK than making separate deals, minister says

What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTime for the Bonk-o-Meter.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim: Britain gains more from much closer trade ties with the EU, even if it means giving up its power to strike separate free trade deals.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat's Scotland secretary Douglas Alexander, and he's saying it from a trade delegation in India, which is a lovely place to talk about not making trade deals.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHe helped negotiate deals with India and the US when he was a trade minister, according to The Guardian's exclusive.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the prize is giving up the thing he used to do.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo it's a farewell tour?
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWith souvenirs, apparently.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMugs that say I negotiated this once! I'd buy two.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe rating: Mildly Bonkers. It's an opinion from a minister, not a fact, and the trip is real.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGloria, what's the world doing without a trade deal today?

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