Mother Duck and Ducklings: Brenda Gets Invited to a Retirement Party

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Gloria VanceLook at this. A mother duck on green water, and her ducklings spread out around her, each one making a choice that history will remember.

2. 

   Vera BullockThey're just floating. But the little one on the end is mine now. I'm calling her Brenda.

3. 

   Gloria VanceThey drift closer to the mother. No orders were given, and none were needed.

4. 

   Vera BullockBrenda is staying close. She's responsible. She's invited to my retirement party.

5. 

   Gloria VanceThe mother turns, and the family follows in a line. I have seen cabinets with less discipline.

6. 

   Vera BullockBrenda gets a pardon as her party favor.

7. 

   Gloria VanceShe has not committed a crime, Vera. She is a duck. Nature. Undefeated.