Venezuela's Opposition Leader Breaks With Trump Over Oil Deal

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMaría Corina Machado, Venezuela's opposition leader, has broken with the Trump administration over an oil deal, and says her return to Venezuela will come sooner than you think.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI see a couple going through a rough patch, and I think they come out stronger once they just communicate about the oil.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorCommunicate? Vera, she's not sending a text, she's announcing a homecoming with a deadline nobody gave us, and that is how every awful reunion starts.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLet me finish, because sooner than you think can also mean a lovely surprise, like a visit from a relative who actually brings a casserole.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA casserole with a pipeline in it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo she left the deal, the deal left her, and the oil is still sitting in the middle like a shared streaming password.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd everyone is still logged in on three different screens, Hank, and nobody will admit who is using the account.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWho gets custody of the oil?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOkay, okay. We have to go. I'd rate this story a limited run, nobody on this panel has the facts about what happens next.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe whole block is a limited-time offer, Hank, and it ends when the lights go out.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe zoo hospital is the only item staying on the menu.