NFL Week 6 Upsets: Never Trust a Favorite, Fear the Drizzle

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockCBS Sports says Week 6 has upset alert written all over it: the Titans could knock off the touchdown-favorite Colts, and a rested Bucs team might sink the Steelers.

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   Vera BullockChip, give me a hot take.

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   Chip DarnellThe Bucs are rested, so they win by a mile. A well-slept team is simply undefeated at heart, and I will not be taking questions.

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   Vera BullockHOT. Sleep is the most underrated play in the whole book.

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   Brock ThundersonThe Titans beat the Colts because the Colts are favorites, and I have never once trusted a favorite.

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   Brock ThundersonThey always look sunny right before the front rolls in.

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   Vera BullockNOT. You made a football pick sound like a drizzle warning.

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   Brock ThundersonDrizzle is the apocalypse, Vera.

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   Chip DarnellBrock's takes should come with a trailer.

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    Vera BullockMy final take: every favorite loses, every underdog loses too, and we all just take a nap.

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    Vera BullockHottest take of the morning, and I'm rating it myself.