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Kompany explains Bayern's bizarre lineup vs. Arsenal

Kompany says Bayern had only four attacking players in its squad planning for Arsenal, and drew two-two; the left-back played winger.

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  1. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBayern's coach says the club planned the Arsenal game with only four attacking players, and then put a left-back on the left wing.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJoining us is Ignatius Brauweiler, sporting director of FC Ostmark Rovers, who knows a thing or two about building a squad.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIgnatius, is four attackers a plan?

  4. Ignatius BrauweilerYes. On paper, four attackers is a very efficient number, because you only have to learn four names.

  5. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentKompany says Olise was suspended, Musiala was out and Díaz was a doubt. So the four turned into about one.

  6. Ignatius BrauweilerNo, and here is why. On paper, a doubt still counts as a player. We counted him. We just didn't ask him.

  7. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentKompany said the club had enough defenders at the moment, which is why Alphonso Davies played in attack. That's a very specific kind of enough.

  8. Ignatius BrauweilerIt's a surplus, Kenji.

  9. Ignatius BrauweilerOn paper, defenders are the one thing you can never have too many of, so you send the extras up the pitch.

  10. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBayern drew two-two. Díaz scored a hat-trick against Leipzig and started on the bench. Is that also on paper?

  11. Ignatius BrauweilerEspecially on paper. A man who scores three is a man you save for later. It's the same logic as saving the good cheese.

  12. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentKompany's quote was, we knew a moment like this would come at some point, and we used it. They knew.

  13. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's the part I keep stuck on.

  14. Ignatius BrauweilerExactly! You can't be surprised by a thing you scheduled. On paper we scheduled all of it.

  15. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentClip it. Last question. When you run out of defenders too, who plays winger?

  16. Ignatius BrauweilerOn paper, the goalkeeper. Then we need a new goalkeeper, and a left-back is free.

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