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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: YouTube (Zack D. Films).

  1. Chip DarnellThe cookiecutter shark video is up to twenty-four million views, still number one on YouTube's U.S. trending chart.

  2. Chip DarnellIt's a small shark, taking a round bite out of a whale.

  3. Vera BullockA neat round bite. No mess, no crumbs. As a host, I'd give that guest four stars.

  4. Chip DarnellFour?

  5. Vera BullockIt did take something home without asking. Fine. Three.

  6. Chip DarnellI'd go five. It's the size of a baguette and it picks a whale. That's ambition, and I love it.

  7. Vera BullockFive from you? Then I'm saying five and a thank-you card. The whale deserves a hostess gift.

  8. Chip DarnellHashtag Baguette.

  9. Vera BullockDr. Byte, can the whale be reached for comment? I want its review.

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