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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Washington Examiner.

  1. Hank LedgerMeanwhile, the Washington Examiner reports a driver slammed the brakes to save a life, and their insurance app took points off.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldThe app saw a hard stop and logged it as a vibe problem. It doesn't ask why. It just sees a number go red.

  3. Hank LedgerThe reason was a person.

  4. Kenji MoonfieldNot in the data, Hank. The app has one question: did the phone slosh around in the cupholder?

  5. Hank LedgerThe cupholder.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldSo the winning move is a gentle, steady roll into whatever's in front of you.

  7. Kenji MoonfieldTen miles an hour, calm, full discount, and a very quiet crash.

  8. Hank LedgerSo the app wants the careful driver to be slightly less careful. And a stop sign is an emergency now.

  9. Kenji MoonfieldStop signs are a gray area. Hashtag brakeshame.

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