BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkMonday, October 12, 2026Mon, Oct 12Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: New York Post.

  1. Hank LedgerTonight's story: Minnesota grower Travis Gienger won Half Moon Bay's pumpkin weigh-off with a 2,389-pound giant, and the New York Post says he drove it 2,150 miles for twenty-one thousand five hundred and one dollars.

  2. Hank LedgerDale, your take, and I'm holding the thermometer.

  3. Dale BearmanThat pumpkin got a better road trip than I've had since the Nineties.

  4. Dale BearmanIt sat in the back, never asked for a rest stop, and still beat everyone. Gas alone ate half that prize.

  5. Hank LedgerHalf is a guess. NOT.

  6. Chip DarnellHere's mine, Hank. He didn't win the money, the pumpkin did, and the man is just its driver.

  7. Chip DarnellTwo thousand pounds of champion deserves a salary and a good pillow.

  8. Hank LedgerA pillow. HOT, and I resent it.

  9. Dale BearmanAnd what's your take, Hank?

  10. Hank LedgerThe pumpkin was the calmest one in that truck for twenty-one hundred miles. Give it the anchor chair. Extremely hot.

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