BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: UPI.

  1. Chip DarnellFolks, North Carolina drew zero, zero, zero in its Pick 3, and four thousand nine hundred seventeen tickets won top prizes! Nothing came up three times, and thousands of people got paid!

  2. Hank LedgerFour thousand nine hundred seventeen people picked nothing on purpose.

  3. Chip DarnellThey believed in nothing, Hank, and nothing believed back! I'm getting misty!

  4. Hank LedgerThe state lottery says they won, so that's a lot of people who bet the house on a blank page.

  5. Chip DarnellA blank page!

  6. Hank LedgerChip, the winners got nothing three times in a row, and you're crying about it.

  7. Chip DarnellIt's the most I've ever won!

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