Niners Film: "I Have Never Been to Section 300"

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: The Hollywood Reporter.

1. Hank LedgerNetflix's Untold series is making a film about Niners quarterback Daejon Love, and the first person to claim it is State Senator Bartholomew Sisk, joining us from Lower Marsh Valley.

2. Hank LedgerSenator, what did you do for this documentary?

3. Bartholomew SiskHank, for the record, I was not in the room.

4. Bartholomew SiskBut it was a good room, with gray carpet, and I'm proud of what happened in it.

5. Bartholomew SiskEvery great story needs a visionary, and my office has been very visionary.

6. Hank LedgerYou said you weren't in the room, and then you gave me the carpet.

7. Bartholomew SiskGray carpet is public record, Hank.

8. Bartholomew SiskNow, this seating chart shows exactly where the success came from, and it's right here, section one-twelve, which my office funded.

9. Bartholomew SiskThe disappointing seasons are section three hundred, and I have never been to section three hundred.

10. Hank LedgerNever?

11. Bartholomew SiskFor the record, I was not in section three hundred. That's the ticket office, and the editors, and frankly the weather.

12. Hank LedgerSenator, the film has no air date and no episode list yet, so there is nothing to edit. Thank you for blaming it in advance.

13. Bartholomew SiskThen the delay is the editors' fault, and I take full credit for the delay being short.