Cheese Sculptor: "My Nephew Did the Wings, Neck and Head. I Did the Vibe."

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: CNBC.

1. Kenji MoonfieldA Singapore registered ship was sunk in the Strait of Hormuz, and tensions in that waterway just went up a big notch.

2. Kenji MoonfieldThat one is serious, and it will show up in what fuel and goods cost you.

3. Dr. Nina ByteRoughly a fifth of the world's oil moves through that strait, so yes, your gas pump is watching.

4. Kenji MoonfieldOkay, lighter now, because the Dodgers jumped ahead tonight on a two-run double from Will Smith, and I did not scream at my phone.

5. Kenji MoonfieldI whispered at it with respect.

6. Dr. Nina ByteYou whispered at it for four minutes.

7. Kenji MoonfieldAnd the Wall Street Journal says AI companies are fighting spies with honey pots, which are fake files meant to trap whoever snoops, plus watching their own staff.

8. Kenji MoonfieldThis was happening before the FBI arrested an OpenAI employee.

9. Dr. Nina ByteA honey pot is a decoy. The spy opens it, an alarm goes off, and the spy learns something about his career.

10. Kenji MoonfieldI have a honey pot. It's my snack drawer, and the thief is always me.

11. Dr. Nina ByteThe alarm should be louder.

12. Kenji MoonfieldTime for Things Our Group Chat Is Worse At Than AI Labs. Number three, locking the door. Number two, spotting a fake file.

13. Dr. Nina ByteNumber one is keeping a secret for longer than a bathroom break.

14. Dr. Nina ByteAnd a Delta One wagyu burger at these prices still would not buy us a better firewall.

15. Kenji MoonfieldBooked it anyway, extra truffle. My guest tonight is a competitive cheese sculptor with a new book. Ottoline Marsh, welcome.

16. Ottoline MarshThank you. This is my cheddar swan. Please don't touch it, it has been through a lot.

17. Kenji MoonfieldYou carved that yourself?

18. Ottoline MarshEvery curve. Between you and me, my nephew held the knife a few times, but that is common knowledge now.

19. Dr. Nina ByteA few times.

20. Ottoline MarshBetween you and me, he did the wings, the neck and the head. I did the vibe.

21. Kenji MoonfieldOttoline, you would fail spy school in a day.

22. Ottoline MarshBetween you and me, my book is called Brie Careful, and it is entirely about how I got caught.

23. Dr. Nina ByteThe swan is the honey pot.

24. Kenji MoonfieldOttoline Marsh, Brie Careful is out now. Thanks for stopping by, and keep the swan away from the snack drawer.