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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: CBS News.

  1. Vera BullockThe president hunted for silver linings tonight and insisted inflation is low. Did your book predict that sentence too?

  2. Philippa Oyelaran-VossPage three hundred. A leader will look at a high number and call it low. I called that one in the footnotes.

  3. Vera BullockBut you didn't answer the question. Is inflation low, yes or no?

  4. Philippa Oyelaran-VossAs I wrote on page ninety, it is low in the sense that three point seven is lower than four, and it is high in every other sense.

  5. Vera BullockPage ninety. A minute ago it was four hundred twelve.

  6. Philippa Oyelaran-VossThe book is shrinking as we speak, Vera. As I wrote on page six, the chicken is part of the argument.

  7. Vera BullockProfessor, what page is the chicken on?

  8. Philippa Oyelaran-VossPage zero.

  9. Vera BullockPage zero. That is the first number tonight that nobody can dispute.

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