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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Al Jazeera.

  1. Vera BullockThat changes our seven thirty-six Eastern story on Kamala Harris and the court.

  2. Vera BullockNow to Greenland, where Denmark says the new agreement with the United States excludes any mining or drilling rights and reinforces Greenland's sovereignty.

  3. Vera BullockTorvald Ibeh, a crisis publicist, joins us from a yacht. Is this a setback for the president's oil claim?

  4. Torvald IbehVera, let's reframe that. A deal with no drilling rights is a lean, premium, artisanal approach to oil. Zero barrels is a very exclusive number.

  5. Vera BullockGreenland's own government says its existing projects are still years from producing anything. That's not exclusive, that's empty.

  6. Torvald IbehLet's reframe that. Years of nothing is undefeated production. Nobody in the industry has gone longer without a single spill. That is a record.

  7. Vera BullockUndefeated.

  8. Vera BullockBut Denmark pushed back and Greenland disputed the claim. Have you ever actually been to Greenland?

  9. Torvald IbehLet's reframe that. I have represented a frozen yogurt shop there, which makes me the region's most senior voice.

  10. Torvald IbehAlso, look, my little polar bear is thriving in this drink.

  11. Vera BullockTorvald, your polar bear has melted completely.

  12. Torvald IbehSuccessful exit, Vera.

  13. Vera BullockHank, he says the hole nobody dug is a win. What do you call that?

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