BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkSaturday, October 17, 2026Sat, Oct 17Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Kitsap Sun.

  1. Hank LedgerA pumpkin that weighs as much as a car has just set a new record, and the man who grew it is Wendell Osgood of Osgood Gourd Acres.

  2. Hank LedgerWendell, congratulations.

  3. Wendell OsgoodThank you, Hank. She put on about thirty pounds a day at the peak, and, well, it. It did that on water and patience.

  4. Hank LedgerShe.

  5. Wendell OsgoodIt. A figure of speech. I just like to be on hand in the evenings, in case it needs anything, which a pumpkin does not.

  6. Hank LedgerYou said on the phone earlier that you hauled a tent out to the patch in August. Why does a farmer with a house need a tent?

  7. Wendell OsgoodHeat. Bugs. And she gets lonely, I mean, it gets, look, that songbook is for my nephew, and the lullabies are entirely his idea.

  8. Hank LedgerSo you sang a vegetable to sleep for two months, and now it weighs as much as a Honda Civic. I would say the lullabies worked.

  9. Wendell OsgoodWe did it together, Hank. I mean, I did it. It was mostly her. It.

  10. Hank LedgerLast question, Wendell. Who is carving it?

  11. Wendell OsgoodNobody is carving anybody. This interview is over.

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