Netflix Show Hits 100% Rotten Tomatoes: Only Four Critics Reviewed It

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Forbes.

1. Chip DarnellForbes reports that one of Netflix's best shows is back with a one hundred percent Rotten Tomatoes score. Perfect. What does that mean to you?

2. Maddox OyelaranIt means flawless, Chip. By any measure, a hundred percent is the sound of critics giving up looking for problems.

3. Chip DarnellFlawless. I love that. So tell us about Gravel Whisperer.

4. Maddox OyelaranI play a man who talks to driveways. They talk back, but only in the afternoon, when they're warm.

5. Chip DarnellTalking driveways. Wholesome.

6. Maddox OyelaranAnd here's the good part. Gravel Whisperer also sits at a hundred percent. By any measure, we're twins with that Netflix show.

7. Chip DarnellTwins. How many critics have reviewed it so far?

8. Maddox OyelaranFour. By any measure that counts, four is a crowd, if you stand close.

9. Chip DarnellLet me ask you again. Who are the four?

10. Maddox OyelaranA blogger, a podcaster, a man from my building, and, fine, my mother-in-law. Her review was a hug.

11. Chip DarnellYour mother-in-law.

12. Maddox OyelaranShe gave it a thumbs up and a casserole. By any measure, the casserole is the longer review.

13. Chip DarnellTime for a lightning round. Favorite number?

14. Maddox OyelaranOne hundred.

15. Chip DarnellFavorite critic?

16. Maddox OyelaranWhoever posts first and stops.

17. Chip DarnellLast one. What would a bad review do to The Certificate?

18. Maddox OyelaranChip, it's laminated, but I don't think it's laminated for that. Please don't say it near the paper.

19. Chip DarnellWhere can people see Gravel Whisperer, Maddox?

20. Maddox OyelaranEverywhere reviews are counted, which is four places. Chip, you've seen it, right? Post a fifth, but make it a nice one.