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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Gloria VanceThis hall inducts a car with a nuclear reactor in the trunk: the Ford Nucleon, from nineteen fifty-seven.

  2. Gloria VanceFord called it an advanced notion of the automotive future. I have heard braver phrases, mostly from embassies I was asked to leave.

  3. Kenji MoonfieldA reactor. In the trunk. Where I keep my skateboard and a gym bag.

  4. Gloria VanceIt would run five thousand miles before the reactor had to be exchanged for a new one, per Wikipedia.

  5. Kenji MoonfieldFive thousand miles. That's a subscription. Cancel anytime, or glow.

  6. Gloria VanceGas stations would become full service recharging stations. Owners could pick a fuel-efficient reactor or a high-performance one.

  7. Kenji MoonfieldEconomy or high-performance. That's the worst dropdown menu in history.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldAnd the unboxing video is just a guy in a lead apron crying.

  9. Gloria VanceThe flaw was physical. A vehicle reactor would still need about five feet of shielding.

  10. Kenji MoonfieldFive feet?

  11. Gloria VanceReactors never got small or light enough. So the Nucleon only ever existed as a scale model.

  12. Kenji MoonfieldSo the only owner was a tiny plastic guy. Zero followers, zero reviews.

  13. Gloria VanceThe mock-up rests at the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn, Michigan. It is hereby inducted.

  14. Kenji MoonfieldWhere would the passengers even sit?

  15. Gloria VanceThe passengers were never the point. The optimism was.

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