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Can PSG win a third straight Champions League without Kvaratskhelia?

Paris Saint-Germain visit Villarreal on Tuesday with injuries thinning the squad that is chasing a third consecutive European crown; the depth chart is doing overtime.

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  1. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorParis Saint-Germain fly to Spain to face Villarreal on Tuesday, chasing a third straight Champions League title, and the injury list is a family in crisis.

  2. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIs Kvaratskhelia the one who's hurt? Because I don't know who that is, but I'm worried.

  3. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHe's the star, Chip.

  4. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorParis made it nine straight wins with only two starters from last season's final in the lineup. That's a dynasty held together with duct tape.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOnly two? Who's driving the bus?

  6. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAlabama visits LSU on Saturday at two-thirty Central on ABC. It's the first daytime kickoff there since twenty ten, when LSU won twenty-four to twenty-one.

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorDaytime football. Finally, you can see the tailgate snacks.

  8. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorViewer Court. One viewer wrote: Lol pretty dumb.

  9. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe court finds the comment guilty of being short, and also the most accurate score prediction ever filed.

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