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Vera BullockSuki Waterhouse says she and Robert Pattinson are not secretly married, and the wedding can't happen before twenty twenty-seven.
Vera BullockShe told the Sunday Times it would be, quote, all or nothing. And to help us make sense of it, we have Marguerite Oduya-Lindqvist, Certified Alignment Coach, joining us from an undisclosed wellness retreat. Why the delay?
MO
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistEnergy. I've sat with this for a week, actually nine days, and the couple's vibrations are not yet in the same room.
Vera BullockThey've lived in London, New York and Los Angeles since their daughter was born in March twenty twenty-four. Isn't that a calendar problem?
MO
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistNo. Three cities means three energy fields. I've sat with that for a month, and the luggage is a symptom.
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistAlways the luggage. She is ready, he is ready, but the singing bowl says the date isn't.
Vera BullockYou've never met them. And the rumors started in January twenty twenty-five, when Sharon Stone called him Suki's husband at a New York event.
MO
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistI've sat with Sharon Stone's words for a full season. That was a vibrational typo, and the universe corrected it.
Vera BullockI'd call it a pre-announcement of a future announcement, with full buy-in from the universe. Does the toddler get a vote?
MO
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistShe's the only one who's aligned. I've sat with her for eleven years, and she's two.
Vera BullockTwo? She was born in twenty twenty-four.
MO
Marguerite Oduya-LindqvistTime is also a vibration.
Vera BullockMs. Oduya-Lindqvist, you've sat with nine days, a month, a season, and eleven years. Nobody has booked you. That's a very full calendar of nothing.
