Raiders and Fernando Mendoza conversations are heating up

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOur next guest says the Raiders talk about Fernando Mendoza is the sign he has waited for, so let's go underground with Orville Haskett of the Last Snap Survival Collective.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe New York Post says the conversations are heating up and the Raiders' mirage is coming to pass.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOrville, why does a quarterback rumor make you cheer?

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   Orville HaskettBecause a mirage that comes true is the first crack in reality, Vera.

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   Orville HaskettI told the collective, and I told Linda, my hand-crank radio, who has never once been wrong.

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   Orville HaskettI have forty-one cans of peaches down here for exactly this.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorForty-one peaches?

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   Orville HaskettForty-one cans, and one that is mostly syrup. Dale sent me a fan letter about the whole mirage theory, so I know serious people agree.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale loves anything that ends badly. But let me ask you, have you actually watched the Raiders lately, or only read the headline?

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    Orville HaskettI have watched the headline very closely, and the headline is heating up, which is exactly what the ground does before the end.

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    Orville HaskettI'm down to thirty-eight peaches now, and the radio is humming.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYou went from forty-one to thirty-eight in one answer. Is Linda eating the peaches?

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    Orville HaskettThirty-seven. And she says you're welcome.