Texans lead Jaguars 7-0 in London; Chelsea win 6-2

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHouston leads Jacksonville seven to nothing with fourteen-oh-seven left in the second quarter in London. I assume the one-and-four team is ahead of the four-and-one team.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the big gap we asked about last hour is a touchdown, and it's pointing the wrong way.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorLook, a record is a record.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorFour and one is supposed to mean something, and I'm telling you, somebody in Jacksonville is reading the standings out loud right now.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWhy would anyone read the standings during the game?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorBecause that's the whole contract! You win four, you get respect. The scoreboard is breaking the contract.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThen the seven games at one o'clock Eastern are all unverified accounts until somebody scores.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorBears-Falcons, Ravens-Browns, Steelers-Buccaneers, all kickoff at one o'clock Eastern.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAnd in the Women's Super League, Chelsea beat Tottenham six to two for a fifth straight win.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSix to two. Nobody had to check anybody's record there.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHouston's lead is the only thing in London on time. The standings are still on the plane.