UCL talking points: Man United mess, Madrid chaos

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTonight's thermometer is out.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorESPN's panel of Gab Marcotti, Tom Hamilton and Sam Marsden is asking who is to blame for the Man United mess and whether chaos is bad for Madrid.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBrock, you're up first.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistMan United need a formal regret notice, read out by a man in a blazer, listing every mistake in order.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSmallest one first, and I mean the smallest.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA regret notice for a soccer club. HOT, because I'd watch it.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentMy take: Madrid's chaos is a good thing.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentChaos is just an experiment without a control group, and a title run is only a sample size of one.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSmart, but it's a stretch. NOT.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA stretch?

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    Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe data was always going to disagree with you, Vera.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy final take: blame should be handed out like Halloween candy, one piece each, and Matchday Two gets a recall. That's the hottest one.