A New Anti-Aging Drug Looks to Turn Back the Clock on Skin Age

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA new skin cream lowered the biological age of people's skin by about two years on average after four weeks, and joining us is Senator Ignatius Mbeki-Tran of East Lower Dunmarsh.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSenator, did you have anything to do with this?

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   Ignatius Mbeki-TranVera, my office has always said science belongs to the people, and I have always been the people's closest friend in science.

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   Ignatius Mbeki-TranTwo years off in four weeks is a Mbeki-Tran result, full stop.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo is that a yes? Because the study was run by researchers, and your name isn't in the data.

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   Ignatius Mbeki-TranMy office has always said that names in data are for people with nothing to hide.

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   Ignatius Mbeki-TranI funded the lighting in that lab, and good lighting is half of looking younger.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLighting.

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   Ignatius Mbeki-TranLighting, Vera.

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    Ignatius Mbeki-TranAnd let me say that if any participant looked only one year younger instead of two, that is the fault of the previous administration, which cut the budget for mirrors.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSenator, you're holding a jar with your own name on it. Are you using the cream?

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    Ignatius Mbeki-TranMy office has always said I'm not a user, I'm a pioneer.

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    Ignatius Mbeki-TranFour months in, and the results speak for themselves, although I'd like them to speak more quietly.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFour months, and the study only ran four weeks. So what did the cream do for your term limit?

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    Ignatius Mbeki-TranThe cream has no comment on my term, and frankly I blame the cream.