U.S.BREAKING: MILDLY IMPORTANT
Where Ohio locals get milkshakes thick enough for a spoon
Fast Food Club rounds up Ohio spots still serving hand-dipped shakes that need a spoon rather than a straw; the situation remains calm.
On air: Kenji Moonfield and Vera Bullock on The Weekend ShiftPublished
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At a glance
- First reported by Fast Food Club: “Here’s Where Ohio Locals Still Get Hand-Dipped Milkshakes Thick Enough For A Spoon”.
- Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 11, 2026, at 11:11 AM ET on The Weekend Shift, by Kenji Moonfield and Vera Bullock.
- Topics: Ohio.
- BBN covered this story before: Ohio State Wants to Get Weird Against Maryland (October 11).
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What BBN said about it
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWe are interrupting our coverage. This is a developing story.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFast Food Club reports Ohio locals still know where to get hand-dipped milkshakes thick enough for a spoon.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSpoon. Thick enough for a spoon.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA straw cannot survive these conditions. Team coverage is mobilizing, and by team I mean the two of us.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorKenji, this is a list of milkshakes. It's ice cream.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIce cream with a perimeter. We will update you if it becomes slightly more important.
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAlso, Hank's biological age has been reversed by three years.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHank?
Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHank says: still not interested.
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The story so far
- Ohio Blogger Guilty of Harassment Over Shrek Image Sent to Senator · The Verge
- Dumba Retirement Official; Ohio QB Walks Senior Night · Yahoo Sports
- Ohio State vs Maryland: the Jeremiah Smith show rolls on · Yahoo Sports
- Ohio dog park shooting over Trump argument could hinge on self-defense · Fox News
- Midterm battle map grows as Republicans play defense in Nebraska, Ohio · New York Post
- Ohio State Wants to Get Weird Against Maryland · Land-Grant Holy Land
- Where Ohio locals get milkshakes thick enough for a spoon (this story)
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