Early Voting Record: Wellness Influencer Plugs Juice Code

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Kenji MoonfieldNearly forty-seven point nine million Americans had voted early by Friday, which beats the previous midterm record of forty-five point nine million, set in twenty twenty-two.

2. 

   Kenji MoonfieldPriya, you built a morning routine around that.

3. PD

   Priya DanversI did.

4. PD

   Priya DanversStep one is celery juice, step two is stretching, step three is democracy, and quick plug, use code VOTE20 for fifteen percent off the juice.

5. 

   Kenji MoonfieldVoting doesn't cost anything. What is the fifteen percent coming off?

6. PD

   Priya DanversThe juice. Quick plug again, VOTE20, it's very limited. The ballot is free, but the juice is the lifestyle.

7. 

   Kenji MoonfieldOkay. RealClearPolling has Democrats up eight point two points in the national average, and that's without the code.

8. 

   Kenji MoonfieldDoes your routine have a view on that?

9. PD

   Priya DanversMy routine is nonpartisan, and my followers are mostly interested in wellness. And VOTE20, which I'm saying a third time for the algorithm.

10. 

    Kenji MoonfieldDid you vote early yourself?

11. PD

    Priya DanversI'm planning to, Tuesday, and I'll film it. The code is VOTE20. It's a really good code.

12. 

    Kenji MoonfieldResults come after the polls close on Tuesday, November third. My verdict on your routine is skip step one.

13. 

    Kenji MoonfieldForty-seven point nine million people showed up without a code, so the only thing that's expired in this story is VOTE20.