BBN segment
Mascot Court
The People v. a parody mascot. Order in the court. Whole segments, as they aired.
- Mascot Court
“I saw a cheese by the shrimp, and it high-fived the cocktail sauce. Hard.”Brock Thunderson▶ Full · 1:55The cheese stands trial for aggravated high-fiving - Mascot Court“The vendor says, and I quote, I only sell the hot dogs, sir.”Brock Thunderson▶ Full · 1:43The paper osprey goes on trial at Lumen Field
- Mascot Court
“Objection! Leading, hearsay, and the witness is clearly a crustacean sympathizer!”Dr. Nina Byte▶ Full · 1:52Mascot Court: the hot dog vendor witness - Mascot Court
“The vendor says he saw nothing, because he was busy selling pretzels and the falcon tipped him in confetti!”Chip Darnell▶ Full · 1:51The paper falcon stands trial for T-shirt cannon crimes