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How does the map know where I am?
GPS satellites carry atomic clocks, and a receiver in your phone listens to several of them at once to find your position; the Tilt-A-Whirl is not involved.
Watch it as it aired: Dr. Nina Byte and Chip Darnell on this story, from Best of BBN at 3:55 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are NASA's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by NASA: “How does the map know where I am?”, with reporting from Wikipedia.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 17, 2026, at 3:55 AM ET on Best of BBN, by Dr. Nina Byte and Chip Darnell.
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What BBN said about it

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentChip asked me how the map knows where he is. I have a doctorate in geospatial science, and apparently I'm a carnival ride consultant now.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI just figured the map was a really good guesser, like the guy at the fair who guesses your weight.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentNo. High above Earth there are lots of GPS satellites, circling the planet.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorLike Tilt-A-Whirl cars! Up there, going around, and some kid is definitely crying.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentEach satellite keeps sending a signal that says what time it is and where it is.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the ride guy shouts the time at everybody. Love him. Great guy.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentYour phone listens to several satellites at once. Per NASA, that's how receivers find their location.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo my phone rides all the cars at once. That explains the nausea.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt works out how far away each one is, and that tells it exactly where you are. Nobody rides anything.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRight, because the ride guy needs a really good watch, or he loads you onto the wrong Tilt-A-Whirl.
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